We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
juicy-bliss: sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring...
meladoodle: *brings get well soon balloons to funeral*
im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
ohshititsgreg: a part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
comemorninglighte: sunsetmugging: captainodair: whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error
genocidegeneration: fasterfood: if i was a therapist i would have soulja boy as an assistant and every time my patient asked a question that was too emotional like ‘why did my dad leave me’ i would just turn and be like ‘soulja boy tell em’ Then he’d look at them and scream “YOOOUUUUU” and they’d cry
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In Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound”. It’s a...– Don Draper, “The Wheel” (via larmoyante)
i have no motivation to do anything anymore i wish i could just stay in bed and sleep for like two months
things that make me sad: music festivals that i'm not going to
i swear i get uglier everyday
Apparently, in August, my best friend and I will be getting an apartment together really close to downtown. It’s a cheap place and kinda spacious. I’m so desperate to get out of this house and thankful he’s willing to share a bedroom if necessary. For schooling, I’m hoping to take mostly online courses from the community college here in town. Maybe I’ll just take a...
pyrexvisean: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
bombliate: started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom